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The Valve-Foxconn Scale of Employers

The Valve-Foxconn Scale of Employers

In case you haven’t seen it, the Valve Employee handbook has been circulating on the web recently and making a lot of games developers slightly green with envy. This is in stark contrast to Foxconn, who, in fairness, do eventually seem to be beginning to improve conditions (moving employees from the ninth to the eighth circle of hell).

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South of the trees

South of the trees

Well, I might be able to take you there love, but I’ll have to charge you double at this time of night. It’s twenty quid extra if you get blood on the seat while being attacked by a crazed axe murderer.

Best said with a Northern accent

Best said with a Northern accent

If you don’t know what an accent from the North of England sounds like, just imagine Sean Bean saying this.

In fact, it’s probably best to imagine that about most things; it will make them much more interesting – tax bill? Sean Bean. Junk mail? Sean Bean.

Speaking of facts – St. Paul never met Jesus (while Jesus was alive). Instead, he became an apostle after a divine, post-Jesus-mortem revelation. Due to this apparently being possible, I wonder why Jesus stopped at twelve? If you’re going to start adding post-script apostles then you might as well keep on going.

Anyway, see you Friday!

Burgers

Burgers

That explains the cow-fixation then.

Buzz

Buzz

I’m sure that’s what he said.

I think, therefore I am

I think, therefore I am

‘Cogito ergo sum’, or ‘I think, therefore I am’, is probably the most famous example of the use of ‘therefore’. It demonstrates that there needs to be a logical connection between the initial data and the conclusion. I see a lot of essays that try to sound more convincing by implying a causal link exists when there is, at best, a correlation. Just check that the data really does prove that the conclusion (or deducation based on the data) is actually a logical extrapolation: does the data really prove what you are saying? If not then never use the word ‘therefore’. I hope this helps a few people.

Don’t worry, I’ll be back to telling jokes on Monday, see you then!

Bruce Man

Bruce Man

Da da da da da da da da da da da da Bruce Maaaaaaaan!

A very un-shaggy dog story

A very un-shaggy dog story

After battle they all feel very ruff.

Chipped

Chipped

Stop! He’s got a pun!

Batty

Batty

I’m sure this will turn up in a sequel at some point.

See you Monday!

Cullen

Cullen

YAY!

It took waaay too long to get that third image to vaguely match the default Twilight photography style.

See you Friday!

Facebook Timeline knows

Facebook Timeline knows

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING!!!1!! Aiiii!

See you Monday!

Get directions

Get directions

I guess Boromir knew what he was talking about.

It’s a week for film jokes, for some reason. There’ll be another one on Friday. See you then!

Not quite so transubstantiated

Not quite so transubstantiated

It’s all a bit more literal for the dinosaurs.

40 days and 40 nights

40 days and 40 nights

It’s a miracle!

Someone will be right eventually

Someone will be right eventually

Given the number of apocalyptic predictions, someone’s bound to get it right eventually.

He knows lots of words

He knows lots of words

Religious, deistic, non-secular, reverent… GRAWWWRARRARRARARRR! *crunches bones* Ecclesiastical, god-fearing…

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